I saw this dvd cover, and I was like Yes I’m in the mood for some nice, slightly dull but still entertainingly enough, period drama set in 14th century Ital with a little Darth Vader eye candy!
But then all of this happened….
Rupert Friend is in it as the love child of Jack Sparrow and Will Turner. Who listens to Dizzee Rascal!
Apparently it was totally oke in 14th century Italy to wear Cavalli nickers!
Than this !!!
So you’re like that is kind of freaky yeah?
….
No wait…
Yeah you saw that right! FLYING PENIS ANGELS!!!!!!!!
And there was this weird scene were some kids are giving a hand job to a cow!
But the best part was David Walliams was in it for like 10 seconds!
David fucking Walliams!
He pushed a cart! (with a dead guy on it who had orgies with nuns)
Yup, this pretty much sums up my night, excluding my over indulgence of pretzels. But this movie, definitely, describes my life.
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pretty much sums up my night, excluding my over indulgence...this movie, definitely,...
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